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Strange TImes

There's a lot of strange stuff going on out there these days. I am trying to bring as much of that to you as possible if only to show you that there's someone out there that's more messed up than you are.

There Is a Fine Line Between Clever and Stupid - Or Is There?

Following are some goofs from various Churches throughout this great, semi-literate land of ours.

Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Smith.

Thursday, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early, and listen to our choir practice.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The eighth-graders will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

For those who have children and don't know it, we have a new nursery.

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