Coffeehouse Locals

I have spent the majority of my adult life under the spell of the magical elixir known as coffee. And I am not alone.

There are three types of coffee house visitor:

  1. The Quickie: Comes in, gets coffee, leaves.
  2. The Dine & Dasher: Gets coffee, and a pastry of some sort, consumes them, leaves. And then there's
  3. The Squatter: Writers, Readers, Homeless people, Office-less people – they get coffee, have a seat and stay a while.

Sometimes I'm a Quickie. Rarely I'm a Dine & Dasher. Now usually I'm a Squatter. And these are my fellow caffeine enthusiasts.

The Old-School iPad

Posted August 20th, 2012

At least it never runs out of batteries.

Do You Mind If I Pay with Singles?

Posted July 26th, 2012

Just grabbing some java between shifts at Crazy Girls.

Heavy Duty

Posted July 19th, 2012

Sometimes even the wide-angle lens isn't quite wide enough.

The Mobile Office

Posted June 19th, 2012

Yes, sir, you're exactly right. The $4 coffee you purchased entitles you to do whatever the fuck you want here.

Lap Dance

Posted March 29th, 2012

Or you could just pull up another chair. No? Okay, fine. Weird, but fine.

Home Sweet Home

Posted February 29th, 2012

You have to be careful when you say "Make yourself at home." You never really know what "home" that might be.

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