At least it never runs out of batteries.
I have spent the majority of my adult life under the spell of the magical elixir known as coffee. And I am not alone.
There are three types of coffee house visitor:
- The Quickie: Comes in, gets coffee, leaves.
- The Dine & Dasher: Gets coffee, and a pastry of some sort, consumes them, leaves. And then there's
- The Squatter: Writers, Readers, Homeless people, Office-less people – they get coffee, have a seat and stay a while.
Sometimes I'm a Quickie. Rarely I'm a Dine & Dasher. Now usually I'm a Squatter. And these are my fellow caffeine enthusiasts.
Do You Mind If I Pay with Singles?
Posted July 26th, 2012
Just grabbing some java between shifts at Crazy Girls.
The Mobile Office
Posted June 19th, 2012
Yes, sir, you're exactly right. The $4 coffee you purchased entitles you to do whatever the fuck you want here.
Lap Dance
Posted March 29th, 2012
Or you could just pull up another chair. No? Okay, fine. Weird, but fine.
Home Sweet Home
Posted February 29th, 2012
You have to be careful when you say "Make yourself at home." You never really know what "home" that might be.