Coffeehouse Locals

I have spent the majority of my adult life under the spell of the magical elixir known as coffee. And I am not alone.

There are three types of coffee house visitor:

  1. The Quickie: Comes in, gets coffee, leaves.
  2. The Dine & Dasher: Gets coffee, and a pastry of some sort, consumes them, leaves. And then there's
  3. The Squatter: Writers, Readers, Homeless people, Office-less people – they get coffee, have a seat and stay a while.

Sometimes I'm a Quickie. Rarely I'm a Dine & Dasher. Now usually I'm a Squatter. And these are my fellow caffeine enthusiasts.

They Grow up so Fast 2

Posted January 29th, 2012

These teens are getting a head start on being trashy whores.

Ai Carumba

Posted September 27th, 2011

If you look closely at this picture, you'll see that there is absolutely nothing right about it.

It’s Business Time

Posted August 27th, 2011

Yeah, buddy, just pull up a chair and have your hiogh-pwered meeting right next to me. I'll give you a tip: You go out of business in 3 months.

Cosby Couture

Posted July 27th, 2011

He's kidding with this sweater, right?

The Incredible Hunk

Posted June 22nd, 2011

When I bought my coffee I had no idea it came with free admission to the gun show.

Too Close for Comfort

Posted May 22nd, 2011

Yes, that's my knee. This guy didn't feel it was necessary to back up his chair despite how uncomfortably close he was.

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