Coffeehouse Locals

I have spent the majority of my adult life under the spell of the magical elixir known as coffee. And I am not alone.

There are three types of coffee house visitor:

  1. The Quickie: Comes in, gets coffee, leaves.
  2. The Dine & Dasher: Gets coffee, and a pastry of some sort, consumes them, leaves. And then there's
  3. The Squatter: Writers, Readers, Homeless people, Office-less people – they get coffee, have a seat and stay a while.

Sometimes I'm a Quickie. Rarely I'm a Dine & Dasher. Now usually I'm a Squatter. And these are my fellow caffeine enthusiasts.

Through the Looking Glass

Posted April 22nd, 2011

A mom with a juice box on the left and her son with a coffee on the right... Up is down. Black is white.

Ugh. This Guy

Posted March 22nd, 2011

I don't have anything against Persians. I don't have anything against homosexuals. I do have a problem with homosexual Persians.

An Assclown in His Element

Posted February 11th, 2011

Sure, buddy, just turn the chairs around - wherever you like. I know it's important for your "business meeting" that you get a clear view of the female clientele.

The Nowhere Man

Posted January 25th, 2011

No, I really don't mind standing around for 20 minutes hoping a seat opens up when this jagoff "saves" his seat while smoking a cig or doing errands or SITTING RIGHT OUTSIDE!

The Ultimate Warrior

Posted January 18th, 2011

He's reading "Unleash the Warrior Within." His friend at the ITT Technical Institute reccommended it to him. (Oh, and the guy to his left: yikes.)

The Sound of Music

Posted January 11th, 2011

Sometimes people listen to music so loud with headphones that you can hear it. And the music always sucks.

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