Coffeehouse Locals

I have spent the majority of my adult life under the spell of the magical elixir known as coffee. And I am not alone.

There are three types of coffee house visitor:

  1. The Quickie: Comes in, gets coffee, leaves.
  2. The Dine & Dasher: Gets coffee, and a pastry of some sort, consumes them, leaves. And then there's
  3. The Squatter: Writers, Readers, Homeless people, Office-less people – they get coffee, have a seat and stay a while.

Sometimes I'm a Quickie. Rarely I'm a Dine & Dasher. Now usually I'm a Squatter. And these are my fellow caffeine enthusiasts.

Some People Just Don’t Get It

Posted June 26th, 2010

Chairs are for sitting. Think about it, gentlemen. It makes a lot of sense.

Ebony and Ivory

Posted June 20th, 2010

Drinking coffee together in perfect harmony.

Way Too Close, Friend

Posted June 4th, 2010

Yes, that's my knee. This guy did not feel it was necessary to push his chair back despite how uncomfortably close he was.

Check It, Bro.

Posted May 27th, 2010

This Armenian gentlemen enjoys books, shiny shoes and, of course, pinky rings.

The Mobile Office

Posted May 20th, 2010

Not only did this guy take up a whole corner of the Starbucks, but he also had a force field of B.O. to keep people away.

They Grow up so Fast

Posted May 15th, 2010

When 15 year old girls try to dress like older girls, they just wind up looking like older girls who are also whores.

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