Coffeehouse Locals

I have spent the majority of my adult life under the spell of the magical elixir known as coffee. And I am not alone.

There are three types of coffee house visitor:

  1. The Quickie: Comes in, gets coffee, leaves.
  2. The Dine & Dasher: Gets coffee, and a pastry of some sort, consumes them, leaves. And then there's
  3. The Squatter: Writers, Readers, Homeless people, Office-less people – they get coffee, have a seat and stay a while.

Sometimes I'm a Quickie. Rarely I'm a Dine & Dasher. Now usually I'm a Squatter. And these are my fellow caffeine enthusiasts.

Urban Cowgirl

Posted May 1st, 2010

I'm not saying that all girls in LA that wear cowboy hats are sluts... No, wait. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Get a Room!

Posted April 1st, 2010

Not pictured: The other 20 people made very uncomfortable by this.

Less than Meets the Eye

Posted March 1st, 2010

Looks like he's just reading the paper, right? Wrong. He's actually a part of a meeting going on behind him.

The Foot Trap

Posted February 1st, 2010

A brilliant use of douchey euro boots to block her escape.

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