Like most people in the free world, today I am celebrating International Bacon Day.
What makes International Bacon Day so wonderful is seeing people of all races, creeds, colors and nationalities joined together in harmony about something that truly brings happiness to all of the people of the world: Bacon.
Bacon is just that good. Does tofu have an international holiday? Does wheatgrass juice? Does soy? I actually don’t know the answer to these questions because I am too lazy to Google them to find out. But they probably don’t because they don’t do for the world what Bacon does, has done and will continue to do.
While, of course, I could go on and on about the joys and magic of all things bacon, I will defer to comedian and fellow bacon enthusiast Jim Gaffigan: Bacon.