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I’ve Got Your X Factor Right Here!

July 4th, 2011
Posted under Paparazzi

Sure, Simon Cowell is an asshole and Paula is unhinged, but when we go out it's always a great time. Not really sure who that black guy is though.

The Incredible Hunk

June 22nd, 2011
Posted under Coffeehouse Locals

When I bought my coffee I had no idea it came with free admission to the gun show.

Too Close for Comfort

May 22nd, 2011
Posted under Coffeehouse Locals

Yes, that's my knee. This guy didn't feel it was necessary to back up his chair despite how uncomfortably close he was.

Through the Looking Glass

April 22nd, 2011
Posted under Coffeehouse Locals

A mom with a juice box on the left and her son with a coffee on the right... Up is down. Black is white.

Ugh. This Guy

March 22nd, 2011
Posted under Coffeehouse Locals

I don't have anything against Persians. I don't have anything against homosexuals. I do have a problem with homosexual Persians.

An Assclown in His Element

February 11th, 2011
Posted under Coffeehouse Locals

Sure, buddy, just turn the chairs around - wherever you like. I know it's important for your "business meeting" that you get a clear view of the female clientele.

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